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F U, V-DAY! (Ma’am Do U Know How Cynically U Were Driving?)

February 13, 2014


This is (obviously) a super-GROSS BILLBOARD I just drove by for the HALLMARK CHANNEL MOVIE-OF-THE-WEEK, “A Ring By Spring.”
In fact, I was SO grossed out by it that I got pulled over.
Cop: Ma’am, do you realize how cynically u were driving just now?
Me: Yessir.
Cop: You were also in a no vomiting lane.
Me: I’m sorry sir. (BEAT) Sir?
Cop: Ma’am?
Me: R u single, sir

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