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Molly and Mary- Proud Of Their Comedy Whore

New project: “99 Cent Whore” ‹ Molly Hale.

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Initial developmental readings of this original half-hour comedy have begun and the whore has not disappointed.  Molly and Mary are both very excited for their whore to explode on the comedy scene (so to speak).  Wet nap, anyone?

Don't have exact change, sugar?  Not a problem.

Don’t have exact change, sugar? Not a problem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

via New project: “99 Cent Whore” ‹ Molly Hale.

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F U, V-DAY! (Ma’am Do U Know How Cynically U Were Driving?)

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This is (obviously) a super-GROSS BILLBOARD I just drove by for the HALLMARK CHANNEL MOVIE-OF-THE-WEEK, “A Ring By Spring.”
In fact, I was SO grossed out by it that I got pulled over.
Cop: Ma’am, do you realize how cynically u were driving just now?
Me: Yessir.
Cop: You were also in a no vomiting lane.
Me: I’m sorry sir. (BEAT) Sir?
Cop: Ma’am?
Me: R u single, sir

The revolution WILL be televised. And it

The revolution WILL be televised. And it will look FABULOUS!ALLAHU AK-BARBARBA!
A very brave Saudi woman (I don’t know her name yet, but let’s just call her Barbara) stood up to police at the mall and VIDEO-TAPED IT, people! She even tells them mid-chastisement, “Even as you speak, the video is on it’s way to Facebook and Twitter! Then the best part is that she says, & I quote:

“You are not the boss of me & you can’t tell me not to wear nailpolish!”
I’VE NEVER HEARD A MORE POWERFUL WAR-CRY FOR A REVOLUTION!!

In solidarity w/Barbara, I call on women of all faiths to wear t-shirts w/that slogan.
http://ow.ly/i/ECrL

Downton Abbey’s lesser known cast membe

Downton Abbey’s lesser known cast member Dame Mary Birdsong proves the series is more than just scandal & scones. Watch in wonderment as she tackles the great literary works of America’s top pop songs from the 80s, 90s, & beyond! http://ow.ly/aAZru

YE WHO HAVE SINNED!!! REPENT! By coming

YE WHO HAVE SINNED!!! REPENT! By coming 2 the DR. GOD comedy show this Sat 4/28 @IOWest in Hollywood, 10:30pm I’m their REVIVAL HOST this week! And I’m missing my front tooth! http://ow.ly/azyjV

Mary Birdsong lets her dork hang down on

Mary Birdsong lets her dork hang down on Jackie Kashian’s awesome podcast “THE DORK FOREST.” Her dork-tastic topic? BIBLICAL ARCHAEOLOGY- & ANCIENT ALIENS!! (but ya know… cool, in that Indiana Jones type way) http://ow.ly/akTJw

Women in Web TV Part Eight- Mary Birdson

Women in Web TV Part Eight- Mary Birdsong: Web TV’s Newest Wow Factor
http://ow.ly/akRMA