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Hilarious: In Bali they added a random h

Hilarious: In Bali they added a random hot chick in a bikini on the dvd cover of The Descendants (she wasn’t in the movie) to give it more appeal. http://ow.ly/i/zjBx

This is hilarious: In Bali they added a

This is hilarious: In Bali they added a random hot chick in a bikini on the dvd cover of The Descendants (she wasn’t even in the movie) to give it more appeal. But I love how transparent and unapologetic they are about it. Seems way more honest than Hollywood’s more subtle approach.
http://ow.ly/i/zjBx

CLINT EASTWOOD: Home Furnishings Vigilan

CLINT EASTWOOD: Home Furnishings Vigilante? Or Closet Neurotic!!??
http://wp.me/pTuOm-IH http://ow.ly/i/z5J1 http://ow.ly/i/z5J6

Why Is This iPad Different From All Othe

Why Is This iPad Different From All Other iPads?
Introducing… the OyPad!
http://ow.ly/i/yWij http://ow.ly/afuC2

Shop 99 Cent Whore First For Savings

The 99 Cent Whore knows that the economy is gettin’ better but it still can be expensive to stock up on baked beans, cantaloupes, and fresh whores. So all you extreme couponers– shop the 99 Cent Whore (and the 99 Cent STORE) first for savings and sexy times!!!

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I’m the First Whore in Poverty Hollow to Have Her Own Blog!

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Hey y’all. One of my sweetest repeat customers (Algae Bright, who teaches a music business course here in Poverty Hollow at the night school) told me I should start a blog. And look at me, y’all I did it! I could be the 1st whore in Poverty Hollow to have her own blog! Maybe even the 1st in all of Mockingbird County!! So please click on all the little buttons you can to tell people about the 99 Cent Whore, won’t ya? I’m fixing’ to earn enough extra $ to start a scholarship fund for my sister Lorelei’s little boy. He wants to be a pottery maker someday. I told him
“Well, sugar- lotta folks ‘ll discourage you & try to tell you that only lesbians can be potters. But I won’t tell you that. We live in America, so you can be anything you wanna be! If you work real hard, you could even grow up to be the country’s first transgendered, black, lesbian president with a pottery wheel!